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Episode 17 - Jerry Maguire

Episode 17 - Jerry Maguire

February 19, 2020

SHOW ME THE MONEY! Oh yes, it's time for the film that's absolutely packed with memorable quotes; 'Jerry Maguire'! A film that's often been described as a rom-com for dudes, 1996's 'Jerry Maguire' features an eye-watering amount of sports that is almost balanced out by an impressive amount of Tom Cruise nudity & an adorable child who steals the show from just about everyone. Join Maddy & I as we discuss the sexist undertones, the absurdity of marrying someone after one shag & why there wasn't a spin-off for the man-hating sister who was honestly the only reasonable character in the whole film.

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Episode 16 - Legend (part 2)

Episode 16 - Legend (part 2)

February 10, 2020

We're back with part two of our 'Legend' review. If you thought Rachel & I got pretty detail-heavy in the 1st part, strap yourselves in because we go DEEP! Join as we deep dive into topics such as fairy kisses, unexpected tantrums, shitty pies, morph suits, gyrating demons & juicy boys. We also spend a fair amount of time discussing Tom's groin again, just in case you were wondering.

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Episode 15 - Legend (part 1)

Episode 15 - Legend (part 1)

February 3, 2020

After a short break from 80s films, we're back with Ridley Scott's 1985 dark fantasy 'Legend'. Released right in the middle of the wave of dark fantasy films of the 80s, Legend is a bit of an anomaly, and definitely Tom's least Tom Cruisey role. Join Rachel & I as we discuss the outstanding SFX makeup, the breathtaking unicorns, the confusing script, the bewildering dialogue, Tim Curry's epic laugh and the many shots of Tom's groin.

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Minisode 6 - Time Loop Movies

Minisode 6 - Time Loop Movies

January 27, 2020

In this minisode, Tom and I talk about other films, TV shows and even books that feature time loops, discussing some of our favourites and even touching on other popular time-based plot devices such as the alternate timelines, aka the "Sliding Doors" moment.

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Episode 14 - Edge of Tomorrow

Episode 14 - Edge of Tomorrow

January 21, 2020

We're back with a big, actiony sci-fi film this week where I review 2014's 'Edge of Tomorrow' with Tom, who is a passionate fan of sci fi (but less so of Tom Cruise... the audacity). Based on a Japanese book called 'All You Need Is Kill' this is a classic time-loop film where we see Tom die MANY times, sometimes horrifically & sometimes hilariously. It's also one of the rare time we see Tom play a character who's bad at what he does!

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Minisode 5 - The Many Hairdo’s of Tom Cruise

Minisode 5 - The Many Hairdo’s of Tom Cruise

January 13, 2020

Of all of the things people focus on with Tom Cruise's appearance, his hair isn't often up there as the most talked about. But as Sally and I discover in this light minisode, he is a man with many famous hairstyles! Join as as we discuss our favourites, the worst ones and what we'd like to see him try next.

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Episode 13 - Magnolia

Episode 13 - Magnolia

January 7, 2020

This week I am joined by my film-nerd pal Sally who somehow never saw Paul Thomas Anderson's 1999 film 'Magnolia', which takes a fascinating though depressing look at a bunch of interconnected people's lives one evening in San Fernando Valley. Is this film about chance, fate, shitty fathers or all of the above? Join as as we discuss all of those topics plus marvel at Tom's luscious hair, his weird clothing choices & his many words referencing women's genitalia.

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Minisode 4 - Disciples of Xenu

Minisode 4 - Disciples of Xenu

December 30, 2019

In this not-at-all-mini episode, Benjamin and I deep dive into the personal life of Tom Cruise. Ben takes the reins on this episode, asking me a number of questions about my obsession with Tom before we get very in-depth about his personal life including his relationships, acting methods and, of course, Scientology.

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Episode 12 - Vanilla Sky

Episode 12 - Vanilla Sky

December 24, 2019

It's finally time for my lovely husband Benjamin to join me on the podcast to discuss 2001's 'Vanila Sky'. Neither of us knew anything about this film upon our first watch but we were both pleasantly surprised by it. Join us as we discuss dreams, dad rock, weird masks, Michael Shannan and, once again, cum. Also I have a small cry about the ending. It's a good time.

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Episode 11 - Eyes Wide Shut (part 2)

Episode 11 - Eyes Wide Shut (part 2)

December 15, 2019

This week Chloe and I continue discussing 'Eyes Wide Shut', kicking off with the infamous sex cult party which was very underwhelming and included absolutely no Tom Cruise nudity whatsoever. We debate the clothing choices for the sex cult ladies, creepy sleep-laughing and disappointing the necrophiliac crowd.

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