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A podcast where I get a friend to watch a Tom Cruise movie they've never seen before, then we discuss & review it. Join your host, Cara, and her friends while we discuss the many films of the polarising but always entertaining Tom Cruise.
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Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
SHOW ME THE MONEY! Oh yes, it's time for the film that's absolutely packed with memorable quotes; 'Jerry Maguire'! A film that's often been described as a rom-com for dudes, 1996's 'Jerry Maguire' features an eye-watering amount of sports that is almost balanced out by an impressive amount of Tom Cruise nudity & an adorable child who steals the show from just about everyone. Join Maddy & I as we discuss the sexist undertones, the absurdity of marrying someone after one shag & why there wasn't a spin-off for the man-hating sister who was honestly the only reasonable character in the whole film.
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Monday Feb 10, 2020
Monday Feb 10, 2020
We're back with part two of our 'Legend' review. If you thought Rachel & I got pretty detail-heavy in the 1st part, strap yourselves in because we go DEEP! Join as we deep dive into topics such as fairy kisses, unexpected tantrums, shitty pies, morph suits, gyrating demons & juicy boys. We also spend a fair amount of time discussing Tom's groin again, just in case you were wondering.
Find Rachel on instagram at @raken_art or @artrats__
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Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
After a short break from 80s films, we're back with Ridley Scott's 1985 dark fantasy 'Legend'. Released right in the middle of the wave of dark fantasy films of the 80s, Legend is a bit of an anomaly, and definitely Tom's least Tom Cruisey role. Join Rachel & I as we discuss the outstanding SFX makeup, the breathtaking unicorns, the confusing script, the bewildering dialogue, Tim Curry's epic laugh and the many shots of Tom's groin.
Find Rachel on instagram at @raken_art or @artrats__
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Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
In this minisode, Tom and I talk about other films, TV shows and even books that feature time loops, discussing some of our favourites and even touching on other popular time-based plot devices such as the alternate timelines, aka the "Sliding Doors" moment.
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Tuesday Jan 21, 2020
Tuesday Jan 21, 2020
We're back with a big, actiony sci-fi film this week where I review 2014's 'Edge of Tomorrow' with Tom, who is a passionate fan of sci fi (but less so of Tom Cruise... the audacity). Based on a Japanese book called 'All You Need Is Kill' this is a classic time-loop film where we see Tom die MANY times, sometimes horrifically & sometimes hilariously. It's also one of the rare time we see Tom play a character who's bad at what he does!
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Monday Jan 13, 2020
Monday Jan 13, 2020
Of all of the things people focus on with Tom Cruise's appearance, his hair isn't often up there as the most talked about. But as Sally and I discover in this light minisode, he is a man with many famous hairstyles! Join as as we discuss our favourites, the worst ones and what we'd like to see him try next.
Find Sally on instagram: @diewrecktorofmayhem
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Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
This week I am joined by my film-nerd pal Sally who somehow never saw Paul Thomas Anderson's 1999 film 'Magnolia', which takes a fascinating though depressing look at a bunch of interconnected people's lives one evening in San Fernando Valley. Is this film about chance, fate, shitty fathers or all of the above? Join as as we discuss all of those topics plus marvel at Tom's luscious hair, his weird clothing choices & his many words referencing women's genitalia.
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Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
In this not-at-all-mini episode, Benjamin and I deep dive into the personal life of Tom Cruise. Ben takes the reins on this episode, asking me a number of questions about my obsession with Tom before we get very in-depth about his personal life including his relationships, acting methods and, of course, Scientology.
Find Ben on twitter: @benjungles and instagram: @toontownexpress
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Tuesday Dec 24, 2019
Tuesday Dec 24, 2019
It's finally time for my lovely husband Benjamin to join me on the podcast to discuss 2001's 'Vanila Sky'. Neither of us knew anything about this film upon our first watch but we were both pleasantly surprised by it. Join us as we discuss dreams, dad rock, weird masks, Michael Shannan and, once again, cum. Also I have a small cry about the ending. It's a good time.
Find Ben on instagram: @toontownexpress or twitter: @benjungles
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Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
This week Chloe and I continue discussing 'Eyes Wide Shut', kicking off with the infamous sex cult party which was very underwhelming and included absolutely no Tom Cruise nudity whatsoever. We debate the clothing choices for the sex cult ladies, creepy sleep-laughing and disappointing the necrophiliac crowd.
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